My cute lil kitty is poooched

3 days ago on May 28, 2012 at 12:32am

the funniest part about going to the clinic today was when they played ‘stayin alive’

why yes landlord, please continue to show up randomly to show the apartment.  i think a great selling point is the half asleep/ half naked girl who just smoked a popper

on a scale of 1 to drunk off my ass

this past week has been about a 7

i think i may love everything about my life right now..

except for the fact im going to have to tie my bed to my skateboard to bring er to the new place.  that’s gunna be a laugh

IN OTHER NEWS

i seem to have created Lesbian Grindr….

only if you have a blackberry though

definitely spent the last 48hours in a car

thinking im going a liiil stir crazy

just remembered my first ~celebrity~ crush was on Taylor Hanson

he’s just sooo pretty

no wonder im a huge homo

faced

probably dont need to go out and drink agaaaain tonight…

Anonymous asked: You're beautiful

i clean up well i know.   you’re pretty foxy yourself im sure ;)

(via lesfemmes)

so apparently the girl i was making out with saturday night, who made all these plans to go to the village with me, and was all around gay

WAS A DUDE.   omg .. like a bio-dude.

WTF WORLD.